There is a war raging in the blogosphere. It started innocent enough with a funny little blog or two and then I did a funny little blog and the PMAO did a billion little blogs. It won’t be long before I produce my final stand!!! Links to previous blogs below!!!
Once upon a time there were two blogs
Two very sassy lads, writing daily logs
One very emotional in all things sad
One very clever, his humor not bad
A little war got started
A war not of words per say
But one of imagination
A war fought with slander
And falsehoods and creative
Portrayals made up of facts
Layered upon a fictional battlefield
Once upon a time there were two blogs
PMAO and HastyWords, bloggers both
This little war will be over soon
And I will be whistling a victorious tune
PMAO may have a prolific desire on his side but I have skilzzzzz!! Stay tuned for the battles end coming soon to a blog near you!!!
So just for fun….I know PMAO has a ton more blog posts than me but I am needing to assess strategy. Who do you think is winning???
HASTYWORDS 
Once there was a blogger with a lot of pinache
Until she got caught wearing my mustache
I was just stealing faces, you know, like I do
When she beat me to the punch with a picture or two
She did a picture of me with a really big chest
And now I must show why I am the best
She tried to cut me down to size like Lorena Bobbitt (look it up)
So I stuck her face right on a Hobbit
She was late for the war ’cause she likes to dawddle
I did her as a very badly dressed fashion model
She wasn’t prepared to get into this tussle
So I covered her body with way too much muscle
Just because she thinks that she is ‘all that’
I gave her just half of the face of a cat
I have done it all without being mean
Even that picture of her as the Queen
This isn’t a war of just words and quips
And that’s why I gave her those really big lips…
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Maybe I will cut and paste it into my next post.
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OMG I hope this war never ends!
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