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Sooooo…lately my husband is trying to be more supportive and romantic and…ummm… poetic.  To my surprise I got a series of emails today. Each email I turned into a different stanza below.  He didn’t intend for it to become a post on my blog but…it was just WAY to romantic to pass up.  This is what I live with!  Be careful though you may very well fall in love with my beautifully romantic husband as well….

I am fairly sure Rodney Dangerfield used to send emails like this to his wife and ended up telling hilarious jokes like these:

~A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over there’s nobody home”, I went over – nobody was home

~Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted, “surprise me” I said, so he showed me a naked picture of my wife.

~My wife has cut me down to once a month, I’m lucky I know two guys she cut off completely

~One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said “Hey buddy why are you doing that”, he said “cause you came home early”.


Today is the day.

I have lost my way.

I want to play.

I must leave and not stay.

Reap and sew the hay.

Perhaps I’m gay.



I can smell the scent.

For I am pent.

I am pitching a small tent.

Must I ask consent?

To be spent.

Do you get the hint?



As I love you today.

I wish I had more pay.

More time to play.

To sweep you away.

Just have to say.


I did take a poo.

It was something I had to do.

I hope it works well for you.

I desire to chew.

On some who who.



I’m just in the pent place.

Go at my own pace.

Stop the rat race.

Kiss on the face.

I need some space.

Some time with leather and lace.


11 thoughts on “ROMANTIC EMAILS

  1. Awesome… why was I not following you already? I swear I thought I was following you. I would follow you anywhere. You might even get sick of it and get a restraining order. But until that happens, I am now following you… again… or for the first time… but I am not looking at your bum like a cheeky monkey… that is my story and I am sticking to it.


    • haha….are you sure you are not my husband in disguise??? I thought you were too??? Hmmmm now I am wondering why you Un followed me and I will probably spend the rest of the day feeling insecure. 🙂 Why haven’t YOU written a duet with me yet???


      • If I unfollowed you it wasn’t me… it was those WordPress nazis. I never unfollowed anyone… okay, one guy, but he kept putting up pictures of scantily clad women on my reader and the wife and kids didn’t need to see that.
        Do you mean a real musical duet> Because you know I write songs, sing and play the guitar. It is all there in that button at the top of my page called my music or something like that.


        • Ok If we write a musical duet you get to sing your part and my part because even my toddler turned off the radio when I started to sing. Seriously though email me if you ever want to write. You are a funny guy so I would love to see how that would turn out 🙂


          • You email me first. I am a computer moron. I can’t figure out how to do that. But I can answer an email. I am that smart. We could start off with a poem or something and then just see if it will work to a tune. This could be really cool.


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