FOR THE LOVE OF SPAM

So I just discovered spam thanks to http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com

540 spam comments.  I have decided spam is good for my ego.  All of the spammers talk about how amazing my blog is and how useful it is to their everyday lives.  I mean most of the spammers are foreign and probably can’t read my blog but I don’t really care….I like their message!

For instance take this one, “Wie wil het nou niet? Erotisch contact met honderden of zelfs duizenden mannen en vrouwen. Iedereen toch? Voor de lekkerste dates zit je dan ook goed bij ons. Daten is natuurlijk helemaal gratis en anoniem!” I have NO idea what this says but it looks like it says something really kind and sweet!

I couldn’t bring myself to permanently delete those that say, “your texts are worthy of a trophy” or “I am so glad Bing showed me the way to your life saving advice”.  I mean I have a heart and these posts landed spot center.  A bunch just said they totally agreed with me and how can you delete people who are so agreeable?

However, I did have several spammers try to warn me that I am giving up all my valuable information for free when I could be getting paid.  Hmmmm they could be on to something.  Then they told me to go to NOBODYISDEAD or something and I thought….excuse me???  If nobody is dead then where are they hiding. I think they are just pulling my leg.  Silly spammers.

I am still trying to decipher this one, “I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an edginess over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again since exactly the same nearly very often inside case you shield this hike.”

Anyway, I guess the real point to this post was to say….if you got lost in spam I hope I found you.  I love my readers and I love reading my readers blogs.  LOL it is weird to say my readers like I actually have a fan base but really, seriously, I love getting feedback and making real blogging connections. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

20 thoughts on “FOR THE LOVE OF SPAM

  1. I used to get a ton of spam comments, enough that I’ve made 6 or 7 posts based on them. And then they stopped being interesting, or voluminous. Now if my spam folder gets past 20, it’s a big deal. Plus, I can have a larger package AND big boobs as I work out with supplements and wear Uggs!

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  2. I did read your blog and also about the spam with the Dutch text… And thought i must reply on this one…. This is what you have written and what you have received..
    “For instance take this one, “Wie wil het nou niet? Erotisch contact met honderden of zelfs duizenden mannen en vrouwen. Iedereen toch? Voor de lekkerste dates zit je dan ook goed bij ons. Daten is natuurlijk helemaal gratis en anoniem!” I have NO idea what this says but it looks like it says something really kind and sweet!”
    I thought let me translate this one for you.. i am from the Netherlands and can read this very well.. LOL.. I don’t think you like it when you read the translation but you might be laughing.. who knows…. Anyway, here is the translation…………. Who does not want it? Erotic contact with hundreds or even with thousands men’s and woman’s. Everyone right? For the hottest dates your sitting at the right place here with us.. dating is exciting and free and anonymous!…. that was the end of the message… Now.. let me know what you think about that.. 🙂 LOL!! Anyway, if you get a text that you do not understand so well, i suggest you to use Google translate.. It translate all languages.. well almost all languages.. Just check it out.. 🙂 Have a nice day!!

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